What’s Your New Year’s Resolution? Mine’s 1920 x 1080

Read to the end to see a very satisfying performance by a hard-working stripper… In today’s edition: Why can’t the web be both weird AND accessible, at the same time? The 6.8 Release Squad is assembled and ready to roll out. Content Warning: There’s a really dumb knock-knock joke in this one. Watch out. Hot Off The Presses: What’s New? …

🎅Have Yourself a Merry Little DEVmas🎄

Read to the end to see the only thing we have to say about pineapple on pizza… In today’s edition: Congrats to the first ever winner of the Kim Parsell Memorial WordCamp Europe Scholarship – Lena Stergatou! What’s 122 feet tall and has skis for eyelashes and spruce trees for arms? WP Gives a Hand celebrates five years of well, …

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Read to the end to see a dad who named his “kids” Stop and No. In today’s edition: We’re changing things up. Please like us. You’ll be RAVEing about this new security tool. *Cue “Sandstorm” by Darude* If you use the Jobify theme – there’s a nasty bug you should know about. Hot Off The Presses: What’s New? We’ve Been …

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Read to the end to see a very cute fluffy pet… Alien? Tribble? Cryptid? It’s hard to tell… In today’s edition: Hey Boo… Automattic acquires open-source grammar checker named after American novelist Harper Lee. 6.7.1 is just like 6.7 but with like, 16 fewer bugs. Deep Dive: Make sure your site can scale up and handle the traffic when you …

Drama?! What Drama?! *Sips Tea*

Read to the end to see a cat who is definitely asleep and not up to ANYTHING suspicious… In today’s edition: Cheers to the WordPress Plugin Review Team for digging themselves out of one hell of a backlog. HeroPress celebrates folks who have used WordPress to make the world a better place, and we’re here for it. Is your site’s …